Laughter is always good for the soul! 

Church Bulletin Typing Mishaps:

–“Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.”

-“Applications are now being accepted for 2-year-old nursery workers.”

-“Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.”

-“Ushers will eat latecomers.”

– “The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.”

– “The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.”

– “The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.”

– “Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary…”

– “At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.”

Hope these put a smile on your face and maybe even a laugh out loud. 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
    but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. Proverbs 17:22