New church bulletin

Laughter is always good for the soul! 


Church Bulletin Typing Mishaps:


“Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.”


-“Applications are now being accepted for 2-year-old nursery workers.”


-“Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.”


-“Ushers will eat latecomers.”


“The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.”


– “The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.”


“The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.”


– “Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary…”


– “At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.”


Hope these put a smile on your face and maybe even a laugh out loud. 


A cheerful heart is good medicine,
    but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. Proverbs 17:22


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