Laughter is always good for the soul!
Church Bulletin Typing Mishaps:
-For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
-Don’t let worry kill you off–let the church help.
-Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
-Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm- prayer and medication to follow.
-This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
-Please place your donation in the envelop along with the deceased person you want remembered.
-Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 pm. Please use the back door.
-The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday: “I upped my pledge—Up Yours.”
-The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
-Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
-The pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary…
-Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High.”
Hope these put a smile on your face and maybe even a laugh out loud.
A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. Proverbs 17:22