Funny Signs

Once or twice a year I like to send some “funnies” to make you laugh.  Laughter is good for the soul. 

Genesis 21:6 Sarah said, “God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me.”

Below are some silly signs that I found that I hope brings you a laugh or two.

Sign outside Churches:

Son Screen Prevents Sin Burn.

Honk if you love Jesus   Text while driving if you want to meet Him. 

Don’t let worries kill you, let the church help. 

What happens in Vegas—is forgiven here.


Sign outside Veterinarian office:  Please Neuter Your Pets (and weird friends and relatives)

Sign outside Restaurant:   Ban Pre-Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again.


El Arroya is a Mexican restaurant in Austin. 

“The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.”

“Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the Operation game was clearly awake.”

“Pretty wild that we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it.”

“90% of a Relationship is figuring out where to eat.”  (Truth)


My all-time favorite is the sign at Indian Hills Community Center in Colorado.

“Our mountains aren’t just funny; they are hill areas.”

“I call my horse mayo and sometimes mayo neighs.”

“Research shows that 6 out of 7 Dwarves aren’t happy.”

“Things that tell the truth: Small Children, Drunk People, Yoga Pants.”

“My fear of moving stairs is escalating.”

As Jimmy Buffett say’s, “If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.” 

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