A Time to Laugh

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Ecclesiastes 3:4; “A time to weep and a time to laugh…”   Let’s laugh!

Its funny church sign time!

*6 Feet apart today is better than 6 Feet under tomorrow.

*Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

*To Err is human –To Arrrr is a pirate.

*Aspire to inspire before you expire.

*Sin Burn is Prevented by Son Screen.

*What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roam’n Catholic.

*Do you know what hell is? Come hear our Preacher.

*Jesus loves you so much that if he had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.


**A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”

“NO!” the children all answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”

Again, the answer was “NO!”

“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”

In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”


**After service, a stranger approached the pastor and said, “I’d like you to pray for my hearing.”

The pastor placed his hands on the man’s ears and said a passionate, earnest prayer.

“How’s your hearing now?” the pastor asked.

Looking surprised, the man said, “Well, it’s not until tomorrow.”

Tanya Magnus

Tanya Magnus

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