Ecclesiastes 3:4; “A time to weep and a time to laugh…” Let’s laugh!
Its funny church sign time!
*6 Feet apart today is better than 6 Feet under tomorrow.
*Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
*To Err is human –To Arrrr is a pirate.
*Aspire to inspire before you expire.
*Sin Burn is Prevented by Son Screen.
*What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roam’n Catholic.
*Do you know what hell is? Come hear our Preacher.
*Jesus loves you so much that if he had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
**A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”
“NO!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”
Again, the answer was “NO!”
“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”
In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”
**After service, a stranger approached the pastor and said, “I’d like you to pray for my hearing.”
The pastor placed his hands on the man’s ears and said a passionate, earnest prayer.
“How’s your hearing now?” the pastor asked.
Looking surprised, the man said, “Well, it’s not until tomorrow.”